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Joke of the Day
"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
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"I sleep like a baby... With your mom's tit in my mouth."
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."
"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."
"I like my coffee like my slaves Free"
"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"
"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"
"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""
"My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight... She needs to lighten up."
"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."