151657
Joke of the Day
"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
Next Joke
"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"
"What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school? Bye Son (Bison)"
"wife: [walks in door] so whats the big news? -the baby walked! wife: OMG where is he? -i sent him to the store for an ice cream cake"
"I hate church with all the sitting, standing, and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me."
"Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool."
"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"
"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."
"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"
"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"