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Joke of the Day

"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"

"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""

"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""

"4 out of 5 dead husbands agree that last casserole tasted really strange."

"You're so poor I saw you kicking a can across the street I asked you what you were doing you said moving."

"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"

"Harassment. So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, ""Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"""

"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"

"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"