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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."
Next Joke
"What's grey and lights up ? An electric elephant !"
"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."
"Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire? He threw his arm out."
"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."
"[on a speed date] *2 min long fart* ""It was nice meeting you."""
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little caesars."