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Joke of the Day

"Anti-jokes: here are three of my favorite ones. Uno, eins, ichi"

"What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)"

"Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets."

"What was Anne Frank's middle name? Ashley"

"TIFU when my finger tore through toilet paper while wiping. It was the most ass I'd gotten in a while."

"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."

"I've been dating a homeless woman recently and I think it's getting serious... She's asked me to move out with her..."

"How do you know you're playing a Jewish Football team (American Football) On defense, they only run the Dime Formation"

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."