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Joke of the Day

"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"

"I just had sex with Jesus Christ I wasn't prepared for his second coming."

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"I bought a box of animal crackers... I bought a box of animal crackers and the label said, ""Do not eat if seal is broken."" I open the box and sure enough..."

"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."

"Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?? I guess it's too grue-some."

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"""Live this Friday like it was your last."" The Mayans"