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Joke of the Day
"If I had a quarter for every woman I made love to Id have 45 cents."
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"I only make good posts when I'm drunk... Today I celebrate 5 years sober"
"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""
"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."
"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."
"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."
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"Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! #MyProblem"