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Joke of the Day

"Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! #MyProblem"

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"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"I ejaculated into my girlfriend's eye today... But to be fair, she should've seen it coming."
"I can tell when my skincare puns make you cry by how moisturiser."
"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same.. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten."
"Photon A photon goes to a hotel to find a room.. the man at the desk asks if he would like any help with his bags and the photon says ""I don't have any.. I'm traveling light."""
"A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists They're called metacarpals."
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