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Joke of the Day

"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""

"why does the ad before the thing I want to watch play with ease but the thing I want to watch is like OH NO I'M FREAKING OUT BUFFER! BUFFER!"

"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"

"What do you call a boy raised by a feminist? Serial killer"

"Why did Jesus lose his Halo? Nobody wanted to play on his team any longer after he had a 0 and 2 kill/death ratio and it took him 3 days to respawn."

"How do Germans tie there shoes? With little Nazis."

"When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me..."

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infant-ry. *insert cringe here*"

"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"

"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"