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Joke of the Day

"My Thai girlfriend says a small penis isn't a problem in a loving relationship... I still wish she didn't have one."

"What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram."

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"

"So I was at a book store the other day and I saw a Vietnamese cookbook... It was called ""How to Wok Your Dog""."

"What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert? ""You owe me one cannoli."""

"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("

"My therapist says I need to overcome ""shame-based"" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here."