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Joke of the Day
"I only make good posts when I'm drunk... Today I celebrate 5 years sober"
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"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"
"It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you."
"What is a horny pirates worst nightmare? A small chest with no booty!"
"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."
"What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine? Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one."
"Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side"
"What Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? A threesome"
"while getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack isle than the water isle... I'm just kidding, I live in America."
"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."