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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."
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"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Cuz damn girl."
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"
"I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet."
"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."
"what do my ex and my toilet have in common? They both keep bringing up old shit"
"Bob and Sei are launching fireworks on the 4th of July. In an accident, Bob launches a firework into Sei's eye. Bob turns to Sei and says, ""Oh, Sei, can you see?"""
"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"
"Good thing some people show their bare chest in their profile pic, otherwise we wouldn't have known they had a torso."