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Joke of the Day
"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."
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"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."
"""You are what you eat"" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl"
"Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview"
"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""
"""Ladies, calm down. Girlfriend, wife, whatever. The important thing is that between the 2 of you, you brought enough to post my bail"""
"I get a lot of compliments on my stamp collection but philately will get you nowhere."
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"SEE IF you can ""unscramble"" the name of this important American from yesteryear in under 10 min: AABRHAM LONCLIN. Go!"
"Why did the squirrel swim on it's back? To keep it's nuts dry."