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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."

"""Haha, you failed."" ""Yeah, so did your dads condom."""

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines Until your mother jumped on one back in 87"

"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."

"What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!"

"I have the best joke ever My life"

"BILL CLINTON'S FAVORITE CARD GAME Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker."

"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""

"Used parachute for sale. Only used once, never been opened."