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Joke of the Day
"You know why cannibals don't eat divorced women? They're bitter. Garrison Keillor"
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"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
"COP: Know why I stopped you? MAN IN A RESTAURANT EATING FRIED CHICKEN: Huh? COP: You're using a knife and fork. Step away from the chicken"
"People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go."
"Before & after marriage Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you... After Marriage: Roses are dead, I have flu, don't come near me, Paray hatt tuu,"
"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."
"a spider dropped onto me this morning and I was just really excited that someone else was in bed with me"
"What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler? The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry."
"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."