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Joke of the Day
"What did the cancer patient say to the nurse? [NSFW] [EDIT] I forgot the joke. Fuck."
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"Boss ""Are you high?"" If I was high could I do this? *opens a tube of Pringles and eats only 1 of them*"
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old"
"Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles."
"Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it's a good Juan!"
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
"They should make a gym for cops, called ""Stop Resisting""."
"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey)."
"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"