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Joke of the Day
"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."
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"Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres just drowned? They found her face down in Ricki Lake"
"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""
"What is the pinnacle of laziness? Having a remote control for your remote control."
"What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!"
"I don't like guys who only make periodic chemistry jokes at parties. I usually ask those Mendeleev."
"I kayak. Canoe?"
"What do a pimp and a cowboy have in common? They both know how to throw a ho-down."
"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."
"My girlfriend goes on a bike trip every 28 days. She calls it her monthly cycle."