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Joke of the Day

"I want a firsthand test of the ""mo money, mo problems"" hypothesis."

"What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !"

"Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it"

"[Calls an ex] Ex: Hello Me: Remember how you lied about everything Ex: Why are you doing this Me: It's Throwback Thursday"

"Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond."

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"

"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."

"How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player? Ask them what OP stands for."