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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."
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"A few jokes my friend told me... What do you call a bitten apple? -An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone? -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad? -An Ipad Mini."
"What's Donald Trump's favorite sport, according to CNN? Dodgeball."
"what do you call a sleep-walking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"What is the difference between a golfer and a sky-diver? The golfer goes *WHACK!* ""Shit!"" The Sky-diver goes ""Shit!"" *WHACK!*"
"Did you hear about the Darth Vader rape allegations? After they said no, he used the Force."
"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"
"Take your husband's last name. Take his first name. Take his social. Assume his identity. Hide the body in a closet. You're the husband now."