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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later baby not."

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"Life...it's just an ""F"" in lie."

"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."

"What happens to a tapeworm after it dies? It will be interred."

"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."

"When is a testicular tumor like a bingo ball? when it's B-9"

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"