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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"
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"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"
"What's the difference between three midget mensa members and a female track team? One group is a bunch of cunning runts..."
"Mom mom are farts heavy? ""no, son""... ""oh I guess I shit myself then"""
"A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity Never mind, it's stupid"
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."
"""Grow a pear."" - How to insult an apple tree"
"I'm not fat. I'm famine proof."
"My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. . . I'm gonna start tomorrow"
"Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed."