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Joke of the Day
"What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak? I've banana roll lately."
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"I had a friend in a wheelchair but i had to let him go Now hes going downhill fast"
"As a man, it's impossible to walk passed a punching bag and not hit it twice before walking away."
"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."
"Sausage Joke During the depression, why did they only put breadcrumbs on one side of a sausage? ....cos during the depression it was hard to make both ends meat"
"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"If you crossed a cow with a goat what would you get? Half and half!"
"What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"
"When I'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone."