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Joke of the Day
"If the next iPhone is a 6s... Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?"
Next Joke
"9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge... It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry."
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."
"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."
"What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them? Woops, tee hee."
"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"
"Why didn't the President fight with the chair? Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"if i were a cab driver, i'd scream ""ROAD TRIP"" every time i got a passenger"