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Joke of the Day

"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"

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"I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't."
"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"
"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"
"Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?"
"It's so rough where I live ... We don't have Jehova's witnesses, we have Jehova's bystanders (who are like ""We didn't see nothing"")"
"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"
"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."
"How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked? Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke."
"Who was the widest knight at King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference, he ate too much pi"