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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."
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"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
"100% of murder victims who responded to the survey really freaked us out."
"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."
"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""
"person: can you keep a secret? me: I'll never share what you say but it will weigh on me and negatively affect my life person: oh thank god"
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."
"What do you call... two black guys who are fighting over a watermel.... Goddamit billy go fuck your sister in another room, pa is trying to tell a joke."
"Did you hear Woody stabbed his best friend? What a Buzz kill"