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Joke of the Day

"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""

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"Hey, if it doesn't work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever."

"What's truly horrifying is when my generation starts having children on purpose."

"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."

"I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't... Art school"

"A condom doesn't guarantee safe sex. My friend was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."

"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."