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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"
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"One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice....no they don't, oh no they don't."
"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."
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"My blonde gf dropped a mug on her feet, spilling her salt over her desk at work... ...Successfully sued claiming to have been mugged and assaulted"
"A C, an E flat and a G walk into a bar The bartender says, ""We don't serve minors here."""