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Joke of the Day
"I'd like your advice on this, as long as it agrees with what I already did"
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"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""
"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."
"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"
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"I think the inventor of the internet likely didn't intend for it to be used to post videos of simians reacting to humans doing magic tricks."
"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."
"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"