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Joke of the Day
"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."
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"If you don't pretend you're in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you're too mature for me"
"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"
"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"New sexual position: The Canada. You climb on top and don't do much."
"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""
"When do you get when you take 50 lesbians and 50 civil servants? 100 people that don't do dick."
"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."
"What's Fonzie's favorite indefinite article? Ehhhhhh!"