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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."
Next Joke
"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."
"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"
"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."
"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"
"How many people live in South America? A Brazilian."
"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."
"The worst thing about finding out Santa isn't real is that you realise it was your parents who were to blame for all the terrible presents"
"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"
"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"