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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone? Virgin Mobile."

"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."

"You don't need a hunting licence if you shoot a turkey and plant a very small gun on him."

"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."

"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."

"- 911,what's your emergency? - I'm out of beer! - That's no emergency. - Chest pain? - We'll send an ambulance. - Make sure they bring beer."

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""

"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"