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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"

"*exorcism* DEMON: *roars* PRIEST: we must restrain him! WIFE: *opens drawer* here! *tosses fuzzy pink handcuffs* PRIEST: ... DEMON: hey now"

"Is it wrong that, whenever I see an obese black family, there's a part of me that wonders if all of them are Eddie Murphy?"

"Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say ""Black paint"". You have to say ""Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"""

"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."

"Did you hear a macaroni penguin is running against Trump? He's leading in the poles."

"Science flies you to the moon."

"Tonight you will be bound and beaten until you almost loose consciousness and your tear ducts are dry Sorry wrong sub"

"One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, ""huh... that's strange."" The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too."