73826

Joke of the Day

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""

"what do you call a mistake in a soup recipe? a Pho pas"

"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"

"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""

"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways."

"If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook."

"What's 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell."