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Joke of the Day
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick."
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"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"
"Have you heard about that new movie 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet."
"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."
"Nobody thought Robin Williams was capable of killing himself that way... In fact, he was knot capable."
"Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM."
"Two nuns are discussing their love lives.. when one nun asks the other, ""So, do you ever start smoking after sex?"" The other nun replies, ""I don't know, I've never looked."""
"I can't understand how Bruce Jenner wants to become a woman The plastic surgery has got be mildly painful, but the sucking out of half the brain has got be excruciating."
"Sorry I haven't been able to get back to you, I've been pretty busy chasing this cherry tomato around my plate with a fork. Almost. Got. It."
"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."