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Joke of the Day
"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."
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"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."
"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"
"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *adjusts beer helmet* no"
"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."
"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"
"'You have an important event coming up? OwmeeGod, count me in!' -pimples."