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"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."
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"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"
"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
"When sitting in traffic behind a good looking gal, ill rear-end her gently to see if I can ignite a romantic comedy."
"Did you hear about the misanthropic statistician? 100% of people can go fuck themselves. Told to me by a cab driver in New Orleans."
"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"
"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."