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Joke of the Day
"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"
Next Joke
"I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops... but that seems counter productive"
"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."
"My life is like a movie where two soulmates meet in line at the grocery store, except I'm the woman behind them buying tampons and cat food."
"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."
"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"
"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."
"What noise does a cat make going down the highway ? Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"
"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"
"Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?"