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Joke of the Day
"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
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"My girlfriend hates when I say ""I've got a surprise for you... in my pants."", then I unzip my pants and a squirrel jumps out and bites her."
"The more vital your research, the less people will understand it."
"TIL: Norwegian women are so hot, because vikings only took the most beautiful women as prisoners. Gotcha ?"
"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"Made alphabet soup for a friend The next day he came to me holding his stomach. I asked him what was wrong. He said that the soup gave him a ""vowel"" movement!"
"3 men walk into a bar, bartender say... How'd you get in here"
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""
"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"