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Joke of the Day
"Which one is the odd one out; monopoly, rape, incest? Rape. It's not a family game."
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"Disliking the social justice crowd is to hating social justice as disliking the song ""We Are the World"" is to hating starving children."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."
"How much do you weigh after eating Chinese food? Wonton"
"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy. Who's the coolest guy when he's not around? The hip replacement guy."
"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"