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Joke of the Day

"Why did the police beat the black man after he was executed in the electric chair? He was resisting."

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"John: Yesterday... Paul: All my troubles seemed so far away George: But now it looks... Ringo: Waterslides hurt if they aren't wet enough"

"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"

"Culturally speaking... Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour."

"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"

"What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was? Blue, you racists"

"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""