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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""

"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring."

"I've made my decision. I can finally say that I'd like to have some kids. Trust me, I know I can raise then right. Does anybody know where I can find some goats?"

"I want to do for the unibrow what Hitler did for the little moustache."

"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."

"Shoutout to... Shoutout to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear"

"What do crossfitters call their trainers? Fairy WOD-mothers."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread. Doctor: You've got to stop loafing around."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who tried to commit suicide? He jumped behind an oncoming train."