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"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"
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"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name."
"Can you tell me a dirty joke? I want to be more outgoing."
"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"
"19 people got trampled at the Berlin Love Parade?! That's like if the War on Terror resulted in more terrorists!"
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"
"Kids are like bears. If you play dead eventually they'll leave you alone."
"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."
"If Anakin lost a limb in II and Luke lost a limb in V, then in VIII Rey WILL NOT lose a limb, because she already lost a Han."