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Joke of the Day

"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"

"*washes your smart car with a moist towelette*"

"There's no law against parrots calling you at work just to chat."

"winter is coming the snow is what?"

"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."

"I like my coffee like I like my women..... ....ground up and in the freezer."

"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."

"Q: Can February March? No. But April May!"

"If there's a ""Mr."" in front of your cat's name you're going to die alone."

"""What would you say is your biggest flaw?"" ""i step in in people's conversations"" ""i was asking *him*"""