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Joke of the Day

"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"

"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."

"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"""Your password is weak"" You're the weak one And you'll never know love Or friendship And I feel sorry for you"

"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"

"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"

"Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives? Because they were trained."

"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."