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Joke of the Day

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities."

"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."

"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."

"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."

"I'd like a new frog please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide."

"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."

"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"

"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"

"Hillary Clinton is running for president. She just sent the announcement via email."