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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."

"I ate way too many freedom fries yesterday. I had to liberate the toilet for hours."

"Last week I was with a midget prostitute. I payed her $20 to go up on me."

"I am waiting for scientist to invent invisible chocolate nobody will see me getting fat."

"PHP Dating Advice I had a date() with PHP and I had to mktime() for it."

"I was sitting across the bus today from a very sexy Thai girl...and I kept saying to myself ""Don't get an erection , Don't get an erection""....But she did"

"I get carried away sometimes. Because I refuse to leave."

"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"

"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"