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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
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"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"I used to take naps on a bike until someone stole the tires They really messed with my sleep cycle."
"A healthy man in a room of paraplegic people is outstanding"
"A 900 kilogram pumpkin fell on a local man today. Reports say he was squashed."
"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."
"Ironic! That even if Oscar pistorious is found not guilty .He still won't walk free"
"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""
"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."
"How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters"