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Joke of the Day
"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"
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"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."
"I came up with a joke about my old cell phone Nevermind, it tends to get terrible reception"
"Clark Kent: Only kryptonite can kill me. Perry: What do you mean? Can't regular things kill you? Clark: Oh shit. Which guy am I right now!?"
"Nerd crush in Star Wars originals was Carrie Fisher. Nerd crush in Star Wars Force Awakens... The stormtrooper who yells **""TRAITOR!**"
"WinRar is not free software."
"Procrastination is similar to masturbation The longer you wait the larger the load"
"FRIEND. My daughter just hates her job ME: My dogter loves hers F: You mean dau.. ME: *shows her a pic of a puppy in scrubs* She's a dogtor"
"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."
"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."