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Joke of the Day
"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."
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"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"
"How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series"
"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it."
"I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth."
"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."
"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."
"How does the stork bring babies? It pokes holes in condoms."