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Joke of the Day
"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."
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"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? I don't cum on an apple before i eat it."
"I was on a first date. ""How many women have you slept with?"" she asked. I said, ""Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten?"" ""Oh, I say. Go on then."" she laughed. I said, ""0."""
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."
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"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire."