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Joke of the Day
"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time."
Next Joke
"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""
"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"
"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""
"What Did The Sushi Say To The Bee? Wassup bee"
"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."
"Why does it suck to be a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"What do you call a pickle that always has the same routine Typickle!"