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Joke of the Day

"A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking? Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?"

"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."

"Googled 'how to start a fire' got 10000 matches"

"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"Sex so good, you get out of bed to see which neighbor is having it."

"I read the terms and conditions."

"Great Comcast customer service http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-asshole-brown-but-i-1682409072 Best article i red in while."

"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."