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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the little boy who was named after his father ? They called him Dad !"

"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"

"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"

"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."

"I tried to cross a redneck with a golden retriever... All I got was a dirty look from the golden retriever."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."

"TIL that 4/20 is Hitler's birthday. The jews definitely got baked today."

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, it means a lot."