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Joke of the Day
"All we want is to get laid and for no one to touch our cell phones."
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"I wonder if anyone on death row ever picked an all you can eat buffet for their last meal & just ate really slowly forever. Boom. Loophole."
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"
"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."
"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""
"I HAVE A LITTLE MERMAID BAND-AID UNDER MY EYE CAUSE I'M IN A GANG NOW."
"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."
"Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy."
"So a cannibal passes a priest in the woods."